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Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Second To Last Will And Testament

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I, James Robert Injustice
Being of unsound body and mind
Hereby bequeath all my worldly goods
To anyone who wants 'em

The debts that I got from gambling
The warrant for my arrest
All my bills which are now outstanding
And the bullet holed inside my chest

Give my body to medical science
If medical science will have me
They can take my lungs and kidneys
But my heart belongs to Daphne

Leave a night light beside my deathbed, baby
Turn the pillows and change the sheets
But don't switch on my electric blanket
Till it's time to sleep

This is my second to last will and testament
Only a rough draft, a hand written estimate
Left on the shelf, never signed or delivered
With a picture of myself on a boat by the river

Don't bury me at sea, the pollution might kill me
Just put my remains in a cheap box and grill me
My pension and dole are there in the wardrobe
My air cushioned soul and my Blue Circle overcoat

I've left you no answers, just hundreds of questions
This is my second to last will and testament
Before I, James Robert Injustice
Being of unsound body and mind, die
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Я, Джеймс Роберт Несправедливость
Нездоровое тело и разум
Настоящим завещаю все мои мирские блага
Всем, кто захочет их

Долги, которые я получил от азартных игр
Ордер на мой арест
Все мои неоплаченные счета
И пуля пронзила мою грудь

Отдайте мое тело медицинской науке
Если медицинская наука захочет меня
Они могут забрать мои легкие и почки
Но мое сердце принадлежит Дафне

Оставь ночник возле моего смертного одра, детка
Переверни подушки и поменяй простыни
Но не включай мое электрическое одеяло
Пока не пора спать

Это мое предпоследнее завещание
Только черновой вариант, рукописная смета
Оставлено на полке, не подписано и не доставлено
С моей фотографией на лодке у реки

Не хороните меня в море, загрязнение может убить меня
Просто положите мои останки в дешевый ящик и поджарьте меня
Моя пенсия и пособие по безработице находятся в шкафу
Моя душа на воздушной подушке и мое пальто Blue Circle

Я не оставил вам ответов, только сотни вопросов
Это мое предпоследнее завещание и завещание
Прежде чем я, Джеймс Роберт Несправедливость
Будучи нездоровым телом и духом, умри

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