Sexting
It isn't sex it's the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye
AT&T
I am in bed I am ready to go with you
Tonight I'm thinking of taking it slow
We'll use emojis only
We don't need phonetical diction
We'll talk dirty like we're ancient Egyptians
You send me a peach
I send a carrot back
You send a Ferris wheel
That's pretty abstract
I send back a ticket stub
Implying that the Ferris wheel's your body
And I'd really love admission to it
Oh no!
What if now you think that I'm implying your vagina is as big as a Ferris wheel?
You send back a snowman
Crisis averted. Thank god
Sexting
It isn't sex it's the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye
AT&T
No more emojis, now it's on to words
I ask what you're wearing. You reply, "A shirt"
You say, "Are you naked?"
I say, "Yeah, except for a top hat"
You say, "lmao" but I doubt that
I'm getting hot at just the thought of what I'd do to you
Cause in my head I'm in your bed and getting through to you
They made the internet for nights like these
I love you, baby. Send a picture of your tits, please
Sexting
It isn't sex is the next best thing
Sexting
Aye, aye (We are Sexting)
AT&T
You send the pic and say it's now my turn
Jesus fucking Christ I guess I never learn
My phone's flash is my only light
And the flash makes my dick look frightened
I chicken out and send a picture of my face instead
Because my dick looks like the baby from eraserhead
You say, "I sent my titties that's not fair"
So I send it to you and then my phone dies
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Another night on my own, yeah
Stuck in my home, yeah
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah (Pussy)
Another night on my own, yeah (Titties)
Stuck in my home, yeah (Balls)
Sitting alone
One hand on my dick and one hand on my phone, yeah
Bo Burnham - Comedy | Lyrics
{Verse 1} The world is changing The planet's heating up What the fuck is going on? Rearranging Everything's happened all at once What the fuck is going
Bo Burnham - A Love Ballad | Lyrics
{Spoken Intro} Hello, people of the world And- and internet pedophiles Uhm, I'm Bo Burnham, uh I've changed since we've last met I have some- I have
Bo Burnham - Archaeologist Song | Lyrics
{Intro: Bo Burnham} Thank you all so much This is the uh, this is the Bo Burnham and uh, No Friends tour 'Cause I don't have any friends with me One of which
Bo Burnham - Living in the Future | Lyrics
Wake up every morning at a quarter to ten Like am I dying, is this real, oh right it's this again I'm awoken by my daughter as she jumps in my bed I'm only kidding I
Bo Burnham - I Just Wanna Feel Good | Lyrics
I just, I just wanna feel good I just wanna feel good I just wanna feel good (I just wanna feel good) Can you teach me how to feel good I just wanna feel good I just
Bo Burnham - Content | Lyrics
Si tu m’avais dit il y a un an Que je serais enferme chez moi Je t’aurais dit il y a un an “Interessant, maintenant fiche-moi la paix” Desole d’avoir une sale tete J’ai reserve le
Bo Burnham - Look Who's Inside Again | Lyrics
J’essaie d’etre drole alors que je suis coince dans un piece Il n’y a pas grand-chose a en dire Peut-on etre drole En etant coince dans une piece? Etre la, a essayer d-en tirer
Bo Burnham - God's Song | Lyrics
{Spoken} People say I'm too ambitious with a lot of my songs, uh... So this is a song from the perspective of God {Verse 1} I've never written a book
Bo Burnham - All Eyes On Me | Lyrics
{Chorus} Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seats All eyes on me, all eyes on me Get your fuckin' hands up Get on out of your seats All eyes
Bo Burnham - İnternete Hoş geldin | Lyrics
{Verse 1} İnternete hoş geldin, bir baksana etrafına şöyle! Aklına gelebilecek her şeyi bulabilirsin internette İyisiyle kötüsüyle tonlarca içerik var internette Kafana
Bo Burnham - Biography
Bo Burnham is an American comedian, singer-songwriter, musician, actor, poet, and Internet celebrity. Writing comedic and satirical songs with a politically incorrect slant, he achieved fame when his YouTube videos took off and received more than 70 million views by October 2010.
Currently, he has over 200 million views on his YouTube channel.
As of now, Bo has released 5 albums: Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, what., and Make Happy.
Bo Fo Sho was Burnham’s debut EP. The six-track comedy album was released on June 17, 2008 by Comedy Central Records, and charted well across the Billboard charts.
In a June 2008 interview with Wired Magazine, Burnham described himself as:
still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them
and that if Bo Fo Sho were anything else,
it would lose the whole DIY effect of how I started out.
Burnham co-created, co-wrote, co-produced, and starred in a TV series called Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous in 2013 for MTV, although it was cancelled after 12 episodes, running from May 2, 2013 to June 29, 2013.
His first book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone, was first published on October 1, 2013, and is a collection of comedically absurd poetry and musings.
Another book, currently referred to as Untitled Burnham 1 of 1, is thought to be an autobiography with approximately 280 pages, which was set to be released September 2017, although no such book has been published.
His film Eighth Grade was released on July 13, 2018 to widespread critical acclaim and currently holds a 98% Tomatometer rating on Rotten Tomatoes.