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Arrogant Worms - Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass

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Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
 
Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
 
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
 
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
 
Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
 
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's had a really crappy year
 
Ow, my bum hurts...
 
Перевод
 
Оххх...
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
'Потому что ты всегда был гнилым паршивцем
 
Приближаются олени, и они укусят твой венок
Они сожрут твой приветственный коврик
Проглоти своего котенка
Олени придут, и они собираешься съесть твои бегонии
Потому что Санта не кормил их уже месяц
 
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
Потому что ему надоело расчищать снег и оленьи какашки
 
Эльфы приходят и украдут твою индейку
Разрушь твой телевизор
Сожгите свою рождественскую елку
Эльфы приходят и разгромят ваш дом
Потому что им больше нечего делать
 
Санта полон настроя
Он шумный и пьяный и вонючий и грубый
Его мастерскую закрыл аудитор
И миссис Клаус сбежала со своим мануальным терапевтом.
 
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Он надерет тебе задницу
Санта придет и надерет тебе задницу
Потому что у него был действительно дерьмовый год
 
Ой, у меня болит задница...
 
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