Joe Diffie

I ain t never hauled hay in the trunk of my car But I drunk a little shine from a mason jar I know how to work and

Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday, Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay.

Well, the whole thing started at the dawn of man He was sittin' on a rock with a club in his hand The

Hey look, comin' down the way Guess who got back in town today I know he's got some goodies on his

Darlin', I'll pack up my clothes Take my heart on down the road I'll even make believe I

Well you filled up my head with so many lies You twisted my heart till something snapped inside I'd like

Downtown, stoplight, red car rolls by, what else can I do But wonder if it's you Scanning the stations,

I wouldn't count the times we talked about tomorrow I wouldn't sing the lines when someone played our

Show me a woman who left her man And I'll show you a man with a drink in his hand Doing all they can to

Have yourself a merry little Christmas let your heart be light From now on our troubles will be out of sight

They were farm kids way down in Dixie Met in high school in the sixties Everyone knew it was love from the

My name ain't someone they would know But I lived here not that long ago She told me that she loved this

We're gather in this room today to say our last goodbyes Friends and kinfolks stayed away, it's down to

There's something wrong, Lord I'm feeling it too That runs through my heart like a torch cuts through

He plays guitar at a hotel bar For out-of-towners and business men He struts and sings to his drum