Steel Panther

She's got bitching blonde hair and big blue eyes Our tour bus hit her now she's paralysed I saw her

I would give you the stars in the sky But they're too far away If you were a hooker, you'd know

There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock

It is the future... year 6969. Somewhere out in Megaspace. The Pelozees of the Lesbodyke Nebula, in order to continue

I want you to know one thing, You ain't getting no engagement ring (yeah) So if you wanna keep being

If you really really really really love me, then you really really really gotta show me. Don't whine

Its so fucking hot in here But the devil doesn't care The front row will be dripping wet But satan

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and

I saw her drinking beer Eatin peanuts by the bar I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car She

If I was the King I would get myself a bitchin' crown And I'd make all the bitches call me Sir

Why in a world of ugly faces should I, be allowed to be so hot So many people without talent yet I was

Last night I got so high I think I had sex with the cable guy Well I admit it would of been funny But

Here we go Whoa Ooo whooa She's looking good, From head to toe She's licking her paws

I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill to

I'm in Tokyo, I'm looking for a whore I tried to score some blow but I don't speak Japanese, no