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King Missile - Jesus Was Way Cool

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Jesus Was Way Cool
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
 
Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
 
He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool
 
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
 
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
 
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
 
No wonder there are so many Christians
 
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Иисус был очень крутым
King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc
 
Иисус был очень крутым
Иисус всем нравился
Все хотели тусоваться с ним
Все, что он хотел сделать , он сделал
Он превратил воду в вино
И если бы он захотел
Он мог бы превратить пшеницу в марихуану
Или сахар в кокаин
Или витаминные таблетки в амфетамины
 
Он ходил по воде
И плавал по суше
Он рассказывал эти истории
И люди слушали
Он был действительно крут
 
Если бы ты был слепым или хромым
Ты просто пришёл к Иисусу
И он возложил бы на тебя руки
И ты был бы исцелен
Это так круто
 
Он мог бы играть на гитаре лучше, чем Хендрикс
Он мог бы предсказал будущее
Он мог бы испечь самый вкусный торт в мире
Он мог бы забить больше голов, чем Уэйн Гретцки
Он мог бы танцевать лучше, чем Баришников
Иисус мог бы был смешнее любого комика, о котором вы только можете подумать
Иисус был таким крутым
 
Он говорил людям есть его тело и пить его кровь
Это так круто
Иисус был таким крутым
Но потом некоторые люди завидовали тому, какой он крутый
Так что они убили его
Но потом он воскрес из мертвых
Он воскрес из мертвых, танцевал
Затем вознесся на небеса
Я имею в виду, это так круто
Иисус был таким крутым
 
Неудивительно, что так много христиан
 
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