Macc Lads - Twenty Pints | Текст Иностранной Песни
Sup up, lad, I've spilt more ale down me waistcoat Than you've supped tonight. Bonnington's or Willy's lads? Willy's tastes like piss. I've got ten
Macc Lads - Ben Nevis | Текст Иностранной Песни
He squidges in the van, All twenty four stones, He gets three kebabs and he eats them on his own, Quick trouser cough Nevis touches cloth, Fuck fuck hide behind a truck, all
Macc Lads - Fat Bastard | Текст Иностранной Песни
He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies, You wouldn't believe that fat bastard's size His massive gut is forty foot, it goes dark when he walks in the pub His
Macc Lads - Miss Macclesfield | Текст Иностранной Песни
She was the perfect woman, She was my kind of a bird, 'Cos she stayed in the kitchen and she never said a word. She had real big tits and a lovely slappable arse, But
Macc Lads - The Lads From Macc | Текст Иностранной Песни
Ten pints of Boddies and a barley wine, We've got to make the Bear's Head before closing time. We're the Macc Lads, we were born in a pub, We like us ale and we like
Macc Lads - Lucy Lastic | Текст Иностранной Песни
Well, in this life there's a couple of certs, One is death and the other's a nurse, Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it, But I gave her one and her tits
Macc Lads - Stoppy Back | Текст Иностранной Песни
Come on lads and lasses will you finish up your glasses, Let's go home. Now you know the regulations I don't want an explanation, Time to go. Fuck off you twat, we
Macc Lads - Blackpool | Текст Иностранной Песни
One day after closing I was lying on me nest,When Stez shouts "get yer bags on, come on outside."So I grabbed me stripy tank-top, I 'ad beer stains on me vest,An' I said
Macc Lads - Dan's Underpant | Текст Иностранной Песни
We all went down New Delih, We had too much curry and aching bellies. Peter got gut rot and puked on the floor, Stez Styx banging on shithouse door. I says, come on lads and
Macc Lads - Sweatty Betty | Текст Иностранной Песни
Well - She wore big knickers and she worked on't sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,