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Bo Burnham - FaceTime With My Mom Tonight

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Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
These 40 minutes are essential
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

I call, she answers and her hair is wet
I say, "Did you just shower?"
She says, "How'd you guess?"
I say, "Your hair is wet"
She says, "Oh yeah"

I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
Yeah, I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

She says, "Oh, look who's here. Say hi to dad!"
He says, "How ya doing, bud?"
I say, "I'm not so bad"
And that's the deepest talk we've ever had

Watching as she looks for her glasses
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight

My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
I'll waste my time FaceTiming with my mom
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Bo Burnham is an American comedian, singer-songwriter, musician, actor, poet, and Internet celebrity. Writing comedic and satirical songs with a politically incorrect slant, he achieved fame when his YouTube videos took off and received more than 70 million views by October 2010.

Currently, he has over 200 million views on his YouTube channel.

As of now, Bo has released 5 albums: Bo Fo Sho, Bo Burnham, Words Words Words, what., and Make Happy.

Bo Fo Sho was Burnham’s debut EP. The six-track comedy album was released on June 17, 2008 by Comedy Central Records, and charted well across the Billboard charts.

In a June 2008 interview with Wired Magazine, Burnham described himself as:

still a kid in his bedroom, writing songs and playing them

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it would lose the whole DIY effect of how I started out.

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His first book, Egghead: Or, You Can’t Survive on Ideas Alone, was first published on October 1, 2013, and is a collection of comedically absurd poetry and musings.

Another book, currently referred to as Untitled Burnham 1 of 1, is thought to be an autobiography with approximately 280 pages, which was set to be released September 2017, although no such book has been published.

His film Eighth Grade was released on July 13, 2018 to widespread critical acclaim and currently holds a 98% Tomatometer rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
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