Freshy Kanal - Caine vs Alastor

〈Verse 1: Caine (LongestSoloEver)〉
(Well, well!) Welcome to the global network
Where I'm from, we dispose of errors
That are just like him; his whole soul is severed
While we're breaking records, he's a broken record
Seven years with his head in the dirt
He's the Radio Demon and barely gets heard
So, what's the name for our new companion?
He could be Cain; he got sonnеd by Adam
(My, my!) You try to hide your past but I can see through
All the scars behind your laugh, I know thе real truth
Before you trap other souls inside your deal rules
Maybe you should ask your owner to let your leash loose!
I'm on air, and gravity's a choice
When he's on air, he's trapped between the noise
But don't you worry; he won't be our main act
We all know he's powerless when Caine snaps

〈Verse 2: Alastor (Jeesh)〉
You look a bit jittery; lay off the JavaScript
How many times can you glitch as a party trick?
If your fans aren't in hell for liking your show, they certainly are for the art of it
We've no vacancy for another- "Ah, what if this show for kids made you scream?"
There's a place the street across that you know well
Take him to the Hazbin-Done-Before Hotel
I don't even really see what the fuss is
Your pilot gave us 25 minutes of nothing
But YouTube is flooded with more rip-offs and hoodwinks
Guess your bootlegs made a bigger digital footprint
Truth is, you're a bad boss, and your hack job establishment might be fucked
Because you were given a sandbox, and yet everybody in it wants to bite the dust
Your world is sloppy code with bad graphics
If I made that, I'd want myself Abstracted
Nobody wants to stay inside of your domain; it’s like the guests are web trafficked
〈Verse 3: Caine (LongestSoloEver), Pomni, Jax, and Bubble〉
I know being on camera's not your forte
Deer in the spotlight, was caught in 4K
(Oh no!) Now you're dead, hunting for your next job
And for your resume, you've already got a head shot
Now introducing: Pomni and Jax
Uhhh, I don't think I can rap?
Just beat him up
What?!
What's a few broken bones to him? He's used to replacing the cast
You're a bellhop with a Karen bob, Alastor
So please hold the door while I speak to your manager
Because you can't run ads, you've had your chance
But you couldn't sell Angel Dust a bag of crack (Can I get some?)
For a killer, you're very attached to a dead industry, but you know how it goes
Video killed the radio star, and digital killed them both! (Both, both, both, both…)

〈Verse 4: Alastor (Jeesh)〉
Listen close, you worthless scum, if you don't shut your fucking gums
I'll soon remove and cut that tongue, and pull each tooth out one by one
I'll have the appendages severed, the rest of the meat that is left on your body peeled
Cooked medium-rare and presenting your guests with their first proper meal
You understand?
I'll put your tent under maintenance
And you in a lifelong sentence of braces
All for this high tech; who would choose it?
You're the proof that AI is ruining music
Use Candyland for your cruel amusement
You can't sugarcoat what you do to humans
Maybe I'll move the hotel to your chaos
'Cause everything will become Hell if you Stay God

Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.

Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.