Freshy Kanal - Huggy Wuggy Vs. The Rolling Giant

〈Verse 1: Huggy Wuggy〉
Don't go looking for a flower
Inside Playtime's domain
Or I will pop a giant
Like a Macy's Parade
Buddy, your mall ain't getting used
So stop raising the roof
Went from broke to broken to broken into
And now I'm breaking you!
Roll in, then stand in place
You call that a jump scare?
How you gonna escalate?
You can't make it upstairs!
I'm in mint condition
You're nothing but mulch and wet paper
So keep those hands in the air;
Embrace your French nature!
Listen, Paul Blart
Why don't you try out a different diet?
You're so pale, they should
Call you the Iron-deficient Giant
I'll chew you up in the food court
Leave you bite-sizеd with teeth like these
And show kids why
It's important to еat your greens!
〈Verse 2: The Rolling Giant〉
Let's put this on tape
So you'll learn in time
You couldn't corner me
In malls, unless you're merchandise
I rolled into your chapters
Waiting for the scary part
But the biggest horror
Was the bill put on my credit card
Ugly-looking toys
Soak the floor with blood
For an experiment
You love repeating formulas
I suppose we both evoke
Some sense of nostalgia
'Cause you remind me of
The dozen trends you copied off of
I know you love attention
But dude, don't make me follow you
I'll get up in your lens
And show exactly how a doll-y zooms

〈Verse 3: Huggy Wuggy〉
You're not Salad Fingers
'Cause you're holding onto leaves
I saw you decompose
Before the oldest view released
You spent every birthday rolling in the deep
The loneliest I've seen
You're like the only piñata
No one wants to beat
I could give a tight hug
But it'll be quite rough
When I squeeze the life from
MoistCr1TiKaL dried up
What more can you do?
Sitting through your tape was torture enough
You call it "experimental"
I call it "boring as fuck"
〈Verse 4: The Rolling Giant & Mall Announcement〉
Attention to all customers
Our mall staff would like to advise
That the Giant is now on the loose
We advise that you consistently check behind you
Or else he'll find you
I'll do a favour to this genre
By stomping on washed-up Monsters Inc
Kill the doll that couldn't monitor jack
'Til the box was dropped and you got the slip
Don't bother a monolith
Meant to honor a botanist
Or next time we're talking poppies
Your grave will have them on top of it!
Don't run after me
When you've run out of all your gimmicks
Swapped with Kissy because
You're someone we won't be missing
And with Playtime's internet history
I would zip it
I'll torment you to levels
That not even Mob could mimic
Make my wheels squeak
And I process you into couch cushions
Watch me turn your
Security cameras into found footage
Don't ask me what I want
'Cause I can see it
Here lies a dead horse
Who's constantly beaten!

Freshy Kanal is a German YouTuber and music producer known primarily for his rap battles pinning various characters and pop figures against each other. His most popular battle, “Monika vs. Harley Quinn” has gained over 1.5 million views and boosted the followings for him and many of the people involved.

Freshy Kanal is a big fan of Epic Rap Battles of History, who are known for pioneering rap battles between pop figures on YouTube. He also likes music from various genres, including rap, orchestral music, and songs from musicals. Freshy’s earliest videos are live recordings of an ERB concert in Amsterdam, but didn’t upload his first rap battle, “Freddy Fazbear vs Mr. Bear”, until 2017. His third rap battle, “Angry Birds vs Best Fiends” has gained over 100K views, and most likely the success of this battle spurred Freshy to create more.