Gotham City Syndicatez - Kit and Caboodle

〈Verse〉
Getting touched at a young age'll make ya gay
Especially if you don't really pray
Batman, who rides in on his sleigh
Scanning the streets for young lil' strays
This is a man we should publicly flay
He diddles all the kids to make em' gay
Unfortunately this a game we gotta play
To make this weird pedo-man pay (Yay!)

〈Chorus〉
Batman, a little queer wet noodle
Kit and caboodle for Gotham's strudel
Prancin' around like a clean-cut poodle
In his basement, kids he'll doodle

Batman, a little queer wet noodle
Kit and caboodle for Gotham's strudel
Prancin' around like a clean-cut poodle
In his basement, kids he'll doodle

〈Verse〉
Beating up this cuck, dump him in the truck
Holy holy fuck, makin' lotta bucks
Batman likes to suck, havin' lotta luck
Thunda' thunda' struck, quackin' like a duck
(Bitch ya' suck!)
〈Chorus〉
Batman, a little queer wet noodle
Kit and caboodle for Gotham's strudel
Prancin' around like a clean-cut poodle
In his basement, kids he'll doodle

Batman, a little queer wet noodle
Kit and caboodle for Gotham's strudel
Prancin' around like a clean-cut poodle
In his basement, kids he'll doodle

〈Bridge〉
"What the fuck are you saying, motherfucker!"

Bitch, I'm the Dark Knight, you really wanna fight?
Your ass I will smite, hardly a plight
I beat fuckers up and take names, sure you really wanna play this game?
You sound like a dork, you sound lame, enjoy your fifteen seconds of fame

〈Reprise〉
Oh! The big bad bats, comin' for your ass
In a non-sexual kinda way
It comes off kinda crass, I'll come at you with my mass
But no bitch, I'm not really gay

Pickle ass wimp, fickle ass simp
Gettin' in on my stardom, bitch you're just dumb
(Lemme let you on a little secret hoss, the B in Batman stands for boss)
〈Reprise〉
Oh! The big bad bats, comin' for your ass
In a non-sexual kinda way
It comes off kinda crass, I'll come at you with my mass
But no bitch, I'm not really-

Oh! The big bad bats, comin' for your ass
In a non-sexual kinda way
It comes off kinda crass, I'll come at you with my mass
But no bitch, I'm not really gay

〈Outro〉
Batman, a little queer wet noodle
Kit and caboodle for Gotham's strudel
Prancin' around like a clean-cut poodle
In his basement, kids he'll doodle

Bitch ya' suck!