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Julian Velard - Nanny and a Hard Place

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original text at mamqa.com/ulyricsnew/julian-velard-nanny-and-a-hard-place-1843541
Already spent a hundred dollars today
I gotta spend a hundred more
Just to walk outside my door
Here in New York we all got bills to pay
The best things in life are free
Everyone else charges a fee

You might not understand me
So hear me when say
I’m caught between the nanny and a hard, hard place

Look at the people at my coffee shop
How do I like my coffee poured?
Coffee I know I can’t afford
Look at the shelves at my food co-op
A million kinds of milk to choose
Long as I pay my monthly dues

You might not understand me
So hear me when say
I’m caught between the nanny and a hard, hard place
I’ve tried financial planning
My prospects can’t keep pace
I’m caught between the nanny and a hard, hard place

Benadette from Togo
That was a low blow
It wasn’t fair
Benadette from Togo
Tell me, how’s it cost $20 an hour
For a nanny share?
My wife has her own perspective
She says, “money isn’t everything
And we can live on a shoestring”
But my wife has her own objective
She’s ready to do what has to be done
Pretty soon she’ll be ready for a second one

I think now you understand me
So hear me when I say
I’m caught between the nanny and a hard, hard place
I’d do anything for my family
I started saving just in case
I get caught between the nanny and a hard, hard place
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