Labreylien - It Is What It Is

I received a call today from the local council
Informing me that I’m a waste of space
Said they’ve had an anonymous tip off
That too many items in my coloured bins are being misplaced
Confused.com
Like a polyamorous romcom
Destined for an unhappy ending
They said I must be cruisin’ for a bruisin’
Cos I'm acting a petit filous that keeps reoffending
It’s quite offensive though innit
Being labelled cereal offender of the week
A biodegradable degenerate
With evidently less brain cells than a jellyfish on a beach
It’s not my fault that you can’t make clearly labelled packaging
With a colour coded sleeve
Maybe a nice little drawing on the back
That doesn’t sit next to then foreign languages underneath
Now I’m starting to lose sleep
About what goes where and when to put it on the street
I mean, what’s the the world coming to when I can’t
Dispose of a banana skin without inducing world war three

It is what it is
(it’s not supposed to make sense)
It is what it is
(I’m pulling my hair out here, I’ve had enough)
It is what it is
(There’s no point, just give up)
It is what it is
(Fuck it, just leave it out)
Now I’ve got super glue mafia blocking my driveway
Cos I misplaced my Tetra Pak on Friday
I told them it was an honest mistake
And that I’ve got the IQ of an out of date Jaffa cake
I wondered if this is what my doctor meant
When he told me to spend time bonding with the earth
But now in’t the time to confer
Because It’s 8:47 and i’m gonna be late for work
Now I’m begging for forgiveness
Crooked mudra with knees in the dirt
But they said “You’re a plastic fantastic incompetent twerp
You better stay where you are because you’re making it worse”
The situations getting more toxic than Britney Spears after then beers
But it doesn’t matter how much try and I fight my case
The futile endeavour keeps falling on deaf ears
Blue and green and yellow and red
Pseudo synthetic prophetic dread
Love and hate like marmite spread
Summat like that, it’s all toast in the end

It is what it is
(See it, say it, sorted)
It is what it is
(Can somebody help me, I haven’t got a clue)
It is what it is
(Yeah, whatever)
It is what it is
(Go shove that bottle up your arse)
It is what it is
(It makes no sense)
It is what it is
(There’s no point, just give up)
It is what it is
(Just give up)
I said, it is what it is

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