My Toilet Is Clogged - FAT

〈intro〉
(oh shit, here comes crystal!)

〈chorus〉
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away

〈verse 1〉
I never go to the gym and i never work out
Eating cake and donuts is all i think about
Every single day is thanksgiving for me
My belly is so big it covers my peepee
I'm so fat that i fell and broke my back
Blood pressure so high i almost had a heart attack
So i went to the doctor, sat on the chair, and broke it
But that wasn't my fault, the chair was fatphobic

〈chorus〉
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away
〈verse 2〉
I'm so fat i'll never run on a treadmill
I'm so big and round, you could roll me down a hill
I never go outside and i never leave my house
'cause i'm too busy shoveling food into my mouth
I eat a hundred thousand chicken nuggets every hour
And if i farted, it would knock down a tower
I cause an earthquake every time i go potty
But you can't judge me 'cause it's not your body

〈chorus〉
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away
I'm so fat, i eat burgers every day
Yeah, i'm so fat and i'm so gay
And whenever i move, it makes the ground shake
You can hear and smell me from a mile away