Obscurest Vinyl - I Glued My Balls to My Butthole Again | Lyrics
{Chorus} I glued my balls to my butthole again Oh my god, what did I do? I can't take a dump 'Cause now my balls are blockin' up my butthole
Obscurest Vinyl - Come Back, Baby | Lyrics
{Chorus} Come back, baby, I'm a friend of your father Wearing his thong is truly an honor Look how my dumb belly fits Because my dong was way bigger than his
Obscurest Vinyl - It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company’s Dime | Lyrics
{Intro} Fuck yeah! It’s time To take a shit on the company’s dime I don’t even have to shit sometimes I just hang and go as the time flies by Getting paid to
Obscurest Vinyl - Quit Jizzin’ in the Hot Tub | Lyrics
You gotta quit jizzin' in the hot tub You're making the water all fucking gross You gotta quit jizzin' in the hot tub I don't wanna be stewin' in your smooth
Obscurest Vinyl - First Date Farts | Lyrics
I got first date farts Dancing in my butt He thinks he's getting me wet But not like you'd expect But not like you, when I think I'm gonna blast I put his
Obscurest Vinyl - You Look like You Could Use a Fuckin' Lamp | Lyrics
{Verse 1} I saw you walking down the street All fucking stupid and shit You're looking dim, so I grabbed this lamp Just to say "What's up bitch?"
Obscurest Vinyl - Rubbin' and a Tuggin' My Nips | Lyrics
Forgive me, Father For I have sinned I've been tuggin' these nips And I'm rubbin' them again (See you in hell) (I don't give a shit) I'm
Obscurest Vinyl - Daydreamin' | Lyrics
{Chorus} I'm just daydreamin' 'Bout taking a huge dump Then getting up To piss on the dump To cut the dump in half I got a strong stream
Obscurest Vinyl - I’d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine | Lyrics
{Instrumental intro} I’d really like to get in your pants Because I just shit in mine I just can't stop ruing all of these pants I'm just shittin' and
Obscurest Vinyl - Ain't That a Kick in the Cunt | Lyrics
{Chorus} Ain't that a kick, kick, kick in the cunt? I'm going "Fuck, fuck, fuck, are you nuts"? How many kicks can this stupid cunt take?