Wilbur Soot - Your New Boyfriend

〈Lyrics subject to change〉

〈Verse 1〉
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I was a kid on VOIP
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
I told her

But now I'm 26, work in an office
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing
I'd make it me and not him

〈Chorus〉
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got your key
But he's just the doormat

And even though he's got social skills
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
'Cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole *WOO*

Oh, yeah I've met Jared
('Course I've met Jared)
The one who took you away from me
You hit it off instantly
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me

I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Push against his fashion sense
I've thought about what he looks like nude
(I'm not gay, though)

She's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen
She's living the dream
Oh, she's living the dream
From back when we were seventeen

How on earth can I be saved when
I'm just one click away from insane
I just think that I deserve a little bit of what I earned
I'm not going to make another scene
like the one I made when I was twenty-three
cause I'm not aloud in Disney World

〈Chorus〉
But he's in your bed
And I'm in your Twitch chat
I've got your key
But he's just the doormat

And even though he's got social skills
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
Anyway, make the most of him
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
'Cause your new boyfriend's an arsehole *WOO*

I think about you every day
So how on earth can I be saved?
I think about him a lot as well
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
'Cause you're beauty
And you're grace
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
And I want you to notice me
With no restraining order, please *Jason Derulo*
I want you to care
I want to smell your hair

Wilbur Soot is a British YouTuber and musician. He is a member and editor of the group channel SootHouse. The group discusses, narrates, and mocks internet culture, mainly posts and threats on Reddit.

Will is involved since the first SootHouse video titled “Bulgarian Real Estate” which showed him and Soot George mocking websites selling cheap houses in Eastern Europe. The video was posted in April 2017.

Wilbur also has a personal YouTube channel which has approximately 5.68 M subscribers as of August 6th, 2021. It is where he usually posts his music, although some of it is played on his streams and some of it is unlisted.

Wilbur is currently in a band, Lovejoy. They make indie rock type of music, one of their latest eps is Pebble Brain. But his music career doesn't stop there! His most recognized hit song is Your New Boyfriend which reached over 70 Million views on YouTube. From there his populaterity skyrocketed, leading to many people around the world listening to his music.