Macc Lads - Now He's A Poof

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Get stuffed you arse bandit.

One of me best mates,

He come from Macc,

And we used to go out pulling crack,

Now we know it were just a farce,

'Cos he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.

He's got scabs from stalking other men,

We're never going to talk to him again,

He's gone all nesh and he's making us sick,

We wouldn't give him cheese off us dicks.

Now he's a poof, we can't handle it.

Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits.

Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits.

He's gone to pot and he's shaved his head,

He's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed,

AIDS and herpes, he's got 'em,

The evidence is written all over his bottom.

Now he's never in the pub, now he's no fun,

He's got sores and scabs all over his bum.

We'll have to pin him down on the deck

And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.

Alright?

'Cos he's a poof, he drinks lemonade,

Now he's a poof, and he's full of AIDS,

Now he's a poof, and he likes his buttocks splayed....

Now he's a poof, he's a fuckin' slob,

Now he's a poof, he's got a shitty nob,

Now he's a poof, he's got spunk all over his gob....

Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,

Now he's a poof, he's got gonarhea

Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer.

Now he's a poof, he's an arse bandit,

Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits,

Now he's a poof, and he doesn't like to feel girl's tits.

Now he's a poof, we can't handle it,

Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits,

He's a poof, he's a fucking queer arse bandit,

He's a fucking poof, he drinks lemonade,

For Christ's sake he's a poof, he likes his buttocks splayed,

He's a poof, he's fucking going to spread AIDS all over the world,

Kill the bastard....

Перевод

Набей, бандит, задницу.

Один из моих лучших друзей,

Он родом из Макка,

И мы ходили гулять и тянуть крэк,

Теперь мы знаем, что это был просто фарс,

'Потому что у него из задницы течет сперма.

У него струпья от преследования других мужчин,

Мы больше никогда с ним не поговорим,

Он совсем сошел с ума и заставляет нас больной,

Мы бы не дали ему сыра от наших членов.

Теперь он болван, мы не можем с этим справиться.

Теперь он болван, он делает сперму.

Теперь он пуф, он оставляет белые пятна везде, где сидит.

Он сходил на травку и побрился налысо,

У него в постели спит какой-то черный тип,

СПИД и герпес, они у него есть,

Доказательства написаны по всей его заднице.

Теперь он никогда не бывает в пабе, теперь с ним не весело,

У него язвы и струпья по всей заднице.

Нам придется его задержать колоду

И вылей немного Бодди ему в гр*баную шею.

Хорошо?

'Потому что он болван, он пьет лимонад,

Теперь он педик, и у него СПИД,

Теперь он педик, и ему нравится, когда его ягодицы раздвинуты....

Теперь он педик, он чертов неряха,

Теперь он педик, у него дерьмовый шишка,

Теперь он педик, у него вся рота в сперме....

Теперь он педик, он чертовски странный,

Теперь он педик, у него гонархея

Теперь он педик, он не может сдержать свою х*йню пиво.

Теперь он педик, он бандит,

Теперь он педик, он делает сперму,

Теперь он педик, и ему не нравится трогать девичьи сиськи.

Теперь он педик, мы с этим не справимся,

Теперь он педик, он оставляет белые пятна везде, где сидит,

Он педик, он чертовски странный бандит,

Он *баный пидор, он пьет лимонад,

Ради бога, он болван, ему нравится, когда его ягодицы раздвинуты,

Он болван, он, бл*дь, разнесет СПИД по всему миру,

Убей этого ублюдка....

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