Shi - Masturbate

Текст

Masturbation.

Self ejaculation.

It helps all blood circulation.

You will need hand-eye coordination.

Because it has lots of vibration.

In math you'll work equations.

But, you're no good if you got premature ejaculation.

I really hate this nation.

If you eat a lot of cheese you'll get constipation.

So go masturbate, now.

Перевод

Мастурбация.

Самоэякуляция.

Это улучшает кровообращение.

Вам понадобится зрительно-моторная координация.

Потому что здесь сильная вибрация.

По математике вы будете работать уравнения.

Но ты бесполезен, если у тебя преждевременная эякуляция.

Я действительно ненавижу эту нацию.

Если ты ешь много сыра, у тебя будет запор.

Так что иди мастурбируй, сейчас.

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