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Ed Herbers - I'm a Pirate

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I’m a pirate and I like peg legs
I have an eyepatch, hook hand too
I’m a pirate, I live on a boat
Sailing the seas is what I do

I’m a pirate and I like flowers
Tulips, roses, clematis and mums
I’m a pirate who loves to plant
Daisies, petunias, and geraniums

I’m a pirate. I carry a cutlass
Swab the deck, and hoist the sails
If ye shirk yer pirate duties
You’ll get a beating from a cat’o’nine tails

I’m a pirate and I can’t swim
Fire a cannon, or shoot a gun
But I can trim weeds and use a rake
I stay in my garden cause it’s lots more fun

Yer not a pirate or a buccaneer
I doubt you’ve еver been on the seas
You’vе never buried treasure or touched booty
If you were a pirate you’d be more like me

I guess I’m not a pirate but I really tried
I’m not cut out for a pirate career
For now I’ll just stay home and plant my plants
But I’m going to try out again next year
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