Evil Kalen Almeida - AMOGUS | Lyrics
{Intro} Impostor on the mic, bout to get booted My bloodline full of winners, yeah, it's deep Rooted Stop talkin' in the VC, or get muted Doin' the
Evil Kalen Almeida - UMM...GUYS? | Lyrics
{verse 1: evil kalen almeida} In the backyard to the bedroom, boys would be boys Why they hate on my bad mixing, it's an artistic choice Surprised you complain about
Evil Kalen Almeida - ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES | Lyrics
{Verse 1} "Where were you January 6th 2021" Man that's confidential Feeling so presidential Shit my pants in McDonalds Then I won an election
Evil Kalen Almeida - GRU | Lyrics
{Intro} Imma one take this in my car {Verse 1} I'm not high to you Because I'm only 8 foot 2 You can tell me I fell off but fell right on
Evil Kalen Almeida - UN VÉRITABLE CHARABIA | Lyrics
{Verse 1} In een land ver weg van hier Waar de zon altijd schijnt zo fier Daar zingen wij ons liedje zo blij Maar eigenlijk is het allemaal flauwekul, oh mij! Met
Evil Kalen Almeida - STATE OF THE UNION | Lyrics
{intro} America is a nation that can be defined in a single word Sgnagajsyagnwyeyjeyafbf Now who's these posers thinking they can rock with me Don't they
Evil Kalen Almeida - Im just havin fun. | Lyrics
{Outro} Everybody, everybody, I just want you to know, I just want you to know this thing I'm just having fun, I'm just having fun, and if you don't like the things
Evil Kalen Almeida - Tomato | Lyrics
*this song goes out to anyone who’s never had a dui* Mmm! So delicious I’m eating tomato’s and later i will do the dishes And maube i’ll go to the club and to the bitches
Evil Kalen Almeida - I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A CACTUS | Lyrics
{Intro} Woah what the hell Hold on brother please please please {Verse 1} I see a bear in the wild now I’m naked Ask that bear if he wanna shake
Evil Kalen Almeida - NO MIC NEEDED | Lyrics
{intro} Listen, i'm gonna be real with you If you don't like this album, it's probably because i made all these lyrics and recording at 2am and i thought it was