​lil cattocks - ​blammo is fat // gangster funeral

〈Part I: blammo is fat〉

〈Intro: AI Generated MoistCritikal & lil cattocks〉
Hey, guys, MoistCritikal here
Today, we're gonna be talking about how much weight BLAMMO gained these past couple days
He ate two hundred Hot Pockets this week
Making him the fattest person in recorded history
Yeah, my name is lil cattocks
I make five billion every track
You know how it be
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〈Verse: lil cattocks〉
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〈Interlude: Realistic Fish Head, lil doggit$ & lil cattocks〉

〈Part II: gangster funeral〉

〈Verse 1: AI Generated SpongeBob, lil cattocks & lil frogfeet〉
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〈Bridge: AI Generated Squidward〉
Hold up, hold up, SpongeBob
Get the frick out the way, let me cook real quick
Uh, ayy, gang-gang
I hate lil doggit$
Gang-gang to all my opps
JK, you're not gang-gang
Ayy, let's go
〈Verse 2: AI Generated Squidward〉
Yeah, I'ma shoot lil doggit$ with a gun
Ayy, ayy, 'cause he is actually no fun
I'ma kill 'em with the billin', Dylan, millin', Simba, gimmie lemon
Gimmie Dimba, yeah
I'm flowin' and goin', I'm mowin' and towin'
You know me, I'm blowin' and woahin'
Ayy, when I see lil doggit$, I know he's an opp
He prolly works for a single motherfrickin' cop
He prolly doesn't know how to swap
Ayy, I'm eating pizza without lil doggit$
〈.?.〉 of my life
I know lil doggit$ does not have a motherfre-e-e-eakin' wife
You know I go crazy on the beat
No, I do not wanna see yo' feet
You know I'm the best, you know that is no lies
You know—, purple-hazed tides
BLAMMO may be fat, but lil doggit$ is prolly even fatter
He probably eats all the cake batter
He probably doesn't know how to rack-a-tatter-tatter
I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's fire
I don't know why, but this situation is dire
'Cause I'm rapping about a dead person in a funeral, ayy
Yuh, Squidward is the best
He eat wall, test, best, chest, okay
〈Outro: AI Generated Squidward & Realistic Fish Head〉
I should cut this point
Yah, yo
Tune in next time to see what happens next
Will lil doggit$ come back from the dead and make a diss on Squidward?
Or will lil doggit$ just stay dead?
Come back next time to find out