Texas Milton - Go Away Hippie!

〈intro〉
T-e-x-a-s, teas (mwah)

〈verse 1〉
Get this hippie off my shoe, it smells like it's horse poo
Get this hippie off my lawn, it's been there since like dawn (go away!)
I go to the park, and the hippie's there
I go to the beach, and a hippie stares
I go to the club and he sniffs my hair, get this hippie out of here!

〈chorus〉
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (nuh uh!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get away!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get out!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, no hippies at my party!

〈verse 2〉
Clubbing with my girls, gonna have a good time (party)
Gonna smoke some shit, and get a bump and a line (let's go!)
I go to get a drink, and, what do i see? (what's that?)
A big, fat, old hippie staring at me (ew)
I call the police, and ask them "what do i do?"
They say, "stay there, texas, texas, do not move!"
I said, "fuck you, lady, i won't listen to you! i do what i want, i mean, i'm barely 22!"
So listen up you hippie! i've got pepper spray, and if you do something to me my daddy's gonna make you pay!
〈chorus〉
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (nuh uh!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get away!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get out!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, no hippies at my party!

〈post-chorus〉
Listen up mr. hippie, i don't know who the fuck you think you are
But, this is getting annoying, i will get a restraining order, and i will send you to prison
Because, this is harassment, i will get my lawyers, and they will be in contact
Bring it round to the bridge now!

〈bridge〉
Go away hippie! (mmm)
Hip- hip- hippie! (go away hippie, yeah!)
Go away hippie! (that's cold)
Hip- hip- hippie! (go away hippie!)
Go away hippie! (no, i'm on a diet..)
Hip- hip- hippie! (go away hippie!)
Go away hippie!
Hip- hip- hippie! (go away hippie, texas!)

〈chorus〉
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (nuh uh!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get away!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, go away hippie! (get out!)
Shoo, shoo, shoo, no hippies at my party!
〈outro〉
Yeah!
If i were you or any other hippie, i would sleep with one eye open
Watch out bitch, texas is coming!