WIENER KEBAB - Julio

〈verse 1〉
It all started when julio handed me
A piece of paper that he probably shouldn’t have
So i gave him a call from a public telephone
And soon the cops were all over the scene
Now, i was watching the whole thing from on top of a building
So i called him again and i said
“hey julio, what's your dealio?
I can leave your things behind, you know”
Now this was turning into a real story
So i took all of his things and ran
I took all of his things and i ran

〈verse 2〉
Now it’s a friday
And the press was on it
Julio said he wanted
My head on a silver plate
At an arkansas station
I stopped for information
I heard a familiar sound
Sure enough, it was julio with a pistol in his hands
He said “you’re done for kid, gonna pay for what ya did”
I said oh boy, this is bad

〈verse 3〉
And the rest of the story kinda went like this
I gave him a call, again, from a public telephone
Hi, you’ve reached julio the coolio, i can’t get to the phone right now so leave me a message after the beep, shiii
Hi julio, sorry must’ve pocket dialled you again, stupid public telephone, seems like it wants you. hey listen, i’m on the train right now, heading to alabama station
You catch that?
I said i'm heading to alabama station if you wanna come find me
(see, i was trying to throw him off)
Well i reached my destination, which was alabama station
And sure enough, who was it that i saw standing there?
Oh no, it was julio
Hey julio, i don’t want trouble
No toting, said i just want double
No trouble, just double, double the trouble, man
〈outro〉
Hey julio, you look a lot like john lennon, you know that?
I don’t look like joe lemon, shiiii…
See, the real reason i don’t like john lennon
Was cause he commodified the idea of peace and love
Not like the hippies you know
He turned it into a real brand thing
And i can’t believe the whole time
He was beating his wife in the background
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon
Kill john lennon, yeah