Wilbur Soot - Call Me What You Like

〈Verse 1〉
I never was a fan of the internet
She never felt that safe in her own head
We both hate the news
There for the grace of God goes you
Smiling when I ask if she's bored yet
Wonder if we took it too far
We both taste confused
Darling, what am I to do?

〈Pre-Chorus〉
I like to think that I'm
The only guy she'll see tonight
You can call me what you like
As long as you call me
〈Chorus〉
And you could kiss the skin
From my lips if it makes you feel good
I'm not sure if you want it
Not sure if you need me, too
And you can taste the beer
On every guy who talks to you
But you can't stay awake forever
No, you can't stay awake forever

〈Verse 2〉
And so I find myself in your mum's bedroom
Fighting with the pink roller blinds
It's on pay-per-view
Just place your bets on who's lost their minds
You take a pirouette under duvet set
You sigh with perfect pitch and with time
I'm not made for you
But what else is new?
Oh, Lord she tells me that it's nothing
I really hope it's nothing

〈Chorus〉
You could kiss the skin
From my lips, makes you feel good
I'm not sure if you want it
Not sure if you need me, too
And you can taste the beer
On every guy who talks to you
But you can't stay awake forever
No, you can't stay awake forever
〈Bridge〉
This just in: I am a total fucking dumbass
And I've come to the uncomfortable conclusion that I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life in a state
Of constant paranoia
Just let me follow you
And I'll proceed to bang my head on every doorway and doorframe you see suitable for us to go through
And I've found that the road to happiness
Is paved with rows of very tempting parking spaces
I'm not paranoid, I'm a realist
I know you're gonna kill me

〈Chorus〉
Kiss the skin
From my lips if it makes you feel good
I'm not sure if you want it
Not sure if you need me, too
And you can taste the beer
On every guy who talks to you
But you can't stay awake forever
No you can't stay awake forever

〈Outro〉
And you could kiss the skin
From my lips if it makes you feel good
I'm not sure if you want it
Not sure if you need me, too
And you can taste the beer
On every guy who talks to you
But you can't stay awake, can't stay awake
Can't stay awake forever

Wilbur Soot is a British YouTuber and musician. He is a member and editor of the group channel SootHouse. The group discusses, narrates, and mocks internet culture, mainly posts and threats on Reddit.

Will is involved since the first SootHouse video titled “Bulgarian Real Estate” which showed him and Soot George mocking websites selling cheap houses in Eastern Europe. The video was posted in April 2017.

Wilbur also has a personal YouTube channel which has approximately 5.68 M subscribers as of August 6th, 2021. It is where he usually posts his music, although some of it is played on his streams and some of it is unlisted.

Wilbur is currently in a band, Lovejoy. They make indie rock type of music, one of their latest eps is Pebble Brain. But his music career doesn't stop there! His most recognized hit song is Your New Boyfriend which reached over 70 Million views on YouTube. From there his populaterity skyrocketed, leading to many people around the world listening to his music.