Macc Lads - No Sheep 'til Buxton

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Sheep shaggers....

Went up in the hills,

We was on a binge,

Look for some pubs and up some minge.

Couldn't find us no beer,

We just found sheep,

So fuckin' many put the Peter to sleep.

There were sheep in the fields

And under the trees,

Sheep in the houses

And under your feet.

Sheep on the pavement

Sheep in the car

Sheep in the pubs and we all got barred.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

The little wooly fuckers are all over the place,

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

We're fighting for the one with the prettiest face.

Go.

So this is what locals get up to at night.

Trying to get anthrax,

And make sure they use trite.

Sunk to their nuts whilst their rodding a ram,

And they're just as well hung for a sheep as a lamb.

Sheep shit on their foreskin and all over their suits,

Little black berries in their wellington boots,

Sheep shit on their trousers and all over their flies,

Don't let the farmer pull the wool over your knob.

Sheep, sheep everywhere.

Mutton daggers at the ready and they're full of mint sauce.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

We're gonna get a bleating from the mother in law...

Ooowow!

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

All the farmers daugters' got a sheepskin coat.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

They've got to wear a woolly if they want to pull a bloke.

Sheep, sheep everywhere,

Sheep, sheep everywhere.

Перевод

Овцы....

Пошли в горы,

Мы были в запое,

Поищите пабы и погуляйте.

Не смогли найти нам пива,

Мы только что нашли овец,

Так чертовски многие усыпили Питера.

Были овцы в полях

И под деревьями,

Овцы в домах

И под твои ноги.

Овцы на тротуаре

Овцы в машине

Овцы в пабах, и нас всех заперли.

Овцы, овцы повсюду,

Маленькие шерстяные ублюдки повсюду ,

Овцы, повсюду овцы,

Мы боремся за того, у кого самое красивое лицо.

Иди.

Так вот чем местные жители занимаются по ночам.

Пытаются заразиться сибирской язвой ,

И убедитесь, что они используют банальность.

Опустились до безумия, пока грызут барана,

И они так же хорошо висят как за овцу, так и за ягненка.

Овечье дерьмо на их крайней плоти и по всему их костюмам

Маленькие черные ягоды в резиновых сапогах

Овечье дерьмо на их брюках и на ширинках,

Не позволяй фермеру натягивать шерсть на твою голову.

Овцы, повсюду овцы.

Кинжалы из баранины наготове, и они полны мятного соуса.

Овцы, повсюду овцы,

Теща нас блеет...

Оууу!

Овцы, овцы повсюду,

У всех фермерских дочерей есть дубленки.

Овцы, овцы повсюду,

Они должны носить шерстяную куртку, если хотят вытащить парня .

Овцы, овцы повсюду,

Овцы, овцы повсюду.

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