Pajama pants walking

{verse 1} When i was just starting out, i had this standup routine But i could never get through it,

No one man should have all that energy That's what i want to hear said about me An overnight success she was

{verse 1} Part of the generation that sits nearby uncomfortably While the vietnam veterans are going

I seem to have misplaced my chapstick again It probably fell behind my nightstand or something Would it be alright

(ladies and gentlemen i implore you, do not turn away your ears) I am the gracious tabby cat sitting atop my

(I'm sorry, you wouldn't understand) It's a boy problem (no) it's not a boy problem It's not a

This is really fucking scary and I'm the only one who has anything to say I dance like a seizure I'm sweating

I crawl from my grave, spitting soil from my mouth How long was I away I have a lot of people to apologize to