Pajama pants walking - Loud And Scary {Humble And Kind parody }

No one man should have all that energy
That's what i want to hear said about me
An overnight success she was and only 18

Is she a boy or is he a girl
That's what i want you to say
About me lord above knows i will never be perfect
But i thought at least that i could try at being persistent

I think that i am bob dylan in a dress
But really i am just white privilege
Feel bad about me cause i feel bad about my privilege
Feel bad about me cause i feel bad about my privilege

Look at me there i go talking about myself again
And thinking that i get away with it cause i'm so self aware
I'm just a silly boy with delusions of grandeur
Thinking i'll get famous if i paint my nails purple

Sing of me i'm dying of a lack of validation
I've always had a talent for exaggeration
Performing in a blouse, melodramatic you guessed it
Fuck the police i say, as i live unmolested

Death by black friday, wildfires at christmas
Singing joy to the world, while i'm writing my shit list
Painting my elbows and a blushing red
Boy these things sure hit harder when i say them again
I want the country to hate me and the people to love me
I wish my dick was bigger and my voice was dangerous
The penis is the center of the male insecurity
A tight vagina is that of female purity

If you're born deformed we don't know how to label ya
We're very concerned with infants genitalia
The point of our existence is to entertain
Cause reproduction is a curse and living quietly is worse

I get so angry when you government pricks
Put laws on female's bodies but can't control their own dicks
What's wrong with you? you must be so fucking deluded
I wish i had a period so i could feel included

Men are scared of feminism, i tried practicing buddhism
My dirty little secret is i can't live without fascism
I need something to lash out against, nothing affects me
I don't have to hide from cops, i don't have to carry mace

Men are fragile, melodramatic you guessed it
Singing peace on earth while they live unmolested
White men have power, whenever they need it
Straight men have nurture whenever they need it
Cis men have comfort whenever they need it
You'd be fragile too if you lived like he did
This means nothing from me, this means nothing from me
This means nothing from me, this means nothing from me
This means nothing from me, this means nothing from me
But at least i'm man enough to admit it

And we eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich, tonight
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich, tonight
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich
Eat eat eat eat eat the rich (talk to me about mass hysteria)

We're leaving the world in tatters in shards
We're leaving you with our highest regards
Our eyes are bleeding, our teeth are bared
We tell you again just don't be scared!

Don't be scared, don't be scared, don't be scared, don't be scared
Don't be scared, don't be scared, don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
Don't be scared, but you should be scared, but don't be scared, but you should be scared
(thank you! thank you! please, you're too kind! thank you! thank you!)