Pajama pants walking - Humble Godsong

(ladies and gentlemen i implore you, do not turn away your ears)

I am the gracious tabby cat sitting atop my perch
Watching all you mutts chasing your tails
I wrote the book on how to live your life
There's a rigid set of rules but i'm an easy-going guy
And all my children are in love with me
They are so adorable when they think that they're good enough
O how i cry when they have to bleed
But i think it's better that they learn their lessons young

What makes you think that the water in your cup is any differеnt than the water at the storе?
I will not lift a finger do you have to let it linger, how could i possibly give you more?

You make your visits to my house you feel the spirit moving
I don't know who that is but it's not me
You all are such a fun experiment you're so entertaining
You know how to cheer me up
You wouldn't know what's wrong and what's right
If i hadn't been there to set the wheel in motion
I never began and i never will end
O but i know it's so hard for you to grasp that concept
You come to me on bended knee
Asking me to rewrite a plot point that i quite like
The future's not set in stone
But what's written in wet cement will soon be dry
And hard to handle
But you're a big kid now
What makes you think i'm gonna tie your shoes?
What makes you think, what makes you think i'm getting you new shoes?
What makes you think that the water in your cup is any different than the water at the store? (corpus christi sanguis christi in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti)
I will not lift a finger do you have to let it linger, how could i possibly give you more?
What makes you think that the water in your cup is any different than the water at the store? (corpus christi sanguis christi in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti)
I will not lift a finger do you have to let it linger, how could i possibly give you more?

What makes you think you're more inclined to my right-hand side than the old führer himself?
Don't you know he was a christian man, thought he was doing my work?
Do you not claim that title for yourself?

What makes you think you're more inclined to my right-hand side than the gordon northcott himself?
Don't you know he was a christian man, thought he was doing my work?
Do you not claim that title for yourself?

What makes you think you're more inclined to my right-hand side than the jeffrey dahmer himself?
Don't you know he was sorry for what he did
You'll be singing my praises by his side when you get here!

Painting of adam's creation, god and adam have switched places
Painting of adam's creation, god and adam have switched places
Painting of adam's creation, god and adam have switched places
Painting of adam's creation, god and adam have switched places

What's this happy face you make without me, without me?
This shouldn't be possible! this shouldn't be possible i say!
I didn't approve of this, i didn't approve of this, i didn't approve of this at all
I didn't approve of this, i didn't approve of this, i didn't approve of this at all
How could i possibly give you more?
Why couldn't you be happy with what you had?
Ungrateful children